New Album 2022

New Blag Dahlia- Introducing Ralph Champagne LP

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Welcome to the BLAG DAHLIA website!

Fans of Hardcore Punk music still have THE DWARVES page for over the top shenanigans and content guaranteed to make your family, boss and local clergy weep. But over here at BlagDahlia.com it’s all about Blagism; so not only is it always Blag Friday here, it’s more like a perpetual Blag History Month!

Do you thirst for Blag’s alter ego, lounge libertine RALPH CHAMPAGNE, and his trademark smooth music and tongue in cheek lyrics? You’ll find the videos you crave in the SINGER/SONGWRITER/PRODUCER section; along with live guest spots and tracks by other artists produced by Blag himself.

Or perhaps you groove on Blag’s acerbic fiction and insightful essays? In that case the WRITER/BROADCASTER section is for you, featuring sample chapters, audio book excerpts, interviews featuring or hosted by Blag, and more.

Our PRESS section supplies you with photos, logos, bios and everything the fourth estate needs to hype BLAG DAHLIA, RALPH CHAMPAGNE and even the almighty DWARVES! And if you need to get in touch, check our CONTACT section for band, agent and social media contacts.

Whichever page you choose will surprise and delight, so dig in BLAG fans!

  • Blag Singer
    SINGER
    For over 35 years Blag has been the lead singer for the seminal punk ronck band The Dwarves.
  • Blag Songwriter
    SONGWRITER
    Blag has written a majority of the Dwarves, Blag's Solo and other colabrative projects.
  • Blag Producer
    PRODUCER
    Blag has co-written and produced projects with Candy Now, Eric Valentine and Mickey Avalon.

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Latest Videos

Check out the latest videos supporting the new release! More Blag videos can be found here.

Lolita Goodbye Video

Check out Blag’s Summer Rain

Ralph Champagne Contraband

RALPH CHAMPAGNE - CONTRABAND


Press Photos

For higher res images of Blag can be found in the PRESS Gallery and scroll down page.

Distinguished Blag 1
Distinguished Blag 2
Sincere Blag 1
Spell Caster Blag

Leopard Blag
Leopard Blag 2

Contact Blag


Blag Dahlia

Blag is the founder and lead singer for legendary punk rock band The Dwarves!! A wordsmith and songwriter, he enjoys producing, novel writing and the occasional podcast. This site is all about Blagism, so not only is it always Blag Friday here, it’s like a perpetual Blag History Month!

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Blag Dahlia
POB 170481
SAN FRANCISCO, CA
94117 USA
Email: Blag Dahlia

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